AFR’s 2010 World Cup Awards
AFR’s 2010 World Cup Awards
By Dominic Vieira and Eric Beard
The World Cup has come and gone, so it’s time to give credit to those who deserve it. All behold AFR’s 2010 World Cup awards!
The Zidane Aggression Title: De Jong (Netherlands)
Top Team: New Zealand… they didn’t lose a match did they?
Best Pitch Invasion: (tie) Jimmy Jump trying to put a hat on the World Cup and Mario Ferri telling Marcello Lippi that he should have brought Cassano to South Africa.
Top Goalkeeper: Luis Suarez (Uruguay)
Star of the World Cup: Paul the Octopus
World Cup Circus Clown: Raymond Domenech
Anti-Football Trophy: The Vuvuzela
Most Solid Defence: England
Best Haircut: Tshabalala
Expected to be Player of the Tournament: Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)
Greatest Disappointment: If Argentina won the World Cup, Maradona promised to run through the streets of Buenos Aires naked. If only…
