The scariest looking footballer, Franck Ribery, has fun while nearly causing heart attacks
The scariest looking footballer, Franck Ribery, has fun while nearly causing heart attacks

This should not be legal. And no, I’m not talking about Ribery’s alleged affair with an underage prostitute, because that already is illegal. Nike decided that having Franck Ribéry scaring people at Sport Münzinger right at the Munich Marienplatz would be a cool, fresh idea. Well, it’s funny to watch, but whoever thought of this was a cruel, cruel man (also a genius). To Nike, if you ever do this again please don’t use 1) Dirk Kuyt 2) Gennaro Gattuso 3) Carlos Tevez 4) Carlos Puyol 5) or Marco Materazzi. What do you think of this advert concept? And who would be your worst nightmare to face for something like this?