Chelsea v Pompey - Half Time Thoughts

So it is half-time in the opening game of the seas

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Chelsea v Pompey - Half Time Thoughts

So it is half-time in the opening game of the season for my beloved FA Cup Winning Portsmouth side and just how am I feeling…?

Not great.

I am watching one of the most gutless, pathetic, depressing, disgusting performances that I have witnessed from a Portsmouth side in many a year.

Yes I know we are playing away at a top class side who are playing very well but there is one thing that you need if you are playing a better team – and that is to be hungrier than them and boy are we anything but.

Portsmouth have been lazy, sloppy on the ball, well to be honest sloppy is being too kind, how about down right careless and showing all the care for finding a team mate with a pass that you’d expect from a group of one-manning kids in the park looking to make the other look bad.

No-one has come out with any credit so far expect maybe Lassana Diarra – who has been sussed by Chelsea so whenever he gets the ball he has three men on him.

The penalty was also a bad decision but we are getting right royally screwed by how rubbish we are it doesn’t really matter.

Oh well…45 minutes to go...this might be the start of a cracking 3-4 away victory and I might wake up with Cameron Diaz in the morning and not go into work in the morning because she’s eating strawberries with cream from my body – that is probably a more likely scenario.