Linking Up: Ashley Cole thinks 50 Cent can sort his life out, Redknapp finally gets his Brazilian midfielder, and a one-man football riot
Linking Up: Ashley Cole thinks 50 Cent can sort his life out, Redknapp finally gets his Brazilian midfielder, and a one-man football riot

Tottenham secure £9 million Brazilian defensive midfielder Sandro from Internacional [Caught Offside]
Ashley Cole is keen to launch rapping career and to challenge Cheryl in the charts, with help from 50 Cent [The Spoiler]
Steven Gerrard, you are no role model [In the Stands]
John Terry, another England international with questionable morals, runs over a security guard after Champions League exit [Never Captain Nicky Butt]
Pep, “Of course we can lose as Madrid did” [Fútbolita]
John Negodi, a Cameroonian striker playing in Iran, one ups JT by mounting a crazed one-man attack after defeat [Off The Post]







