Wayne Rooney’s Strategy for Charades
Wayne Rooney’s Strategy for Charades
Wayne Rooney’s Strategy for Charades
Just in time for the holidays, we get to go inside Rooney’s mind…
“Hm… Bend It Like Beckham. Four words. Right, let’s start with the fourth word. Make a squiggly line with your hand. That’ll remind them of David. Oh, that didn’t work. Hm… Oh, play with your imaginary hair… No, that didn’t work either. Oh! Got it! Mime Fergie kicking a boot at Beckham’s head! This won’t backfire at all. Wayne, you’re a genius. I knew Giggs would get that. He secretly loves violence. Oh, wait. This is probably going to cost me two weeks wages.”
