Danny Dyer’s (somewhat-football related) Bet Of The Week: “Sheep shaggers from Cardiff take on Chelsea”

When I’m not busy ffilmin programz sach as I Believe In UFOs: Danny Dyer for the BB-Faaacking-C, there’s nuffink I like more than a ruck and a cheeky bet on the footbawl. This weekend, two right cheeky little firms are ganna be facing off in Landaan taan.

That’s right, those sheep shaggers from Cardiff take on Chelsea at Stamford Brij. Like I sed, two propa nawty buncha boys. I reckun 2/1 (generul) on trubl to break aat in the stands is a nice bitta value. Argy bargy on a Saturday aftanoon? Lav it!

*Apologies for Danny’s vocab and grammar. They’re not his strong points, unlike acting and documentary making. He’ll return in the near future with more betting advice. If he hasn’t been abducted by aliens, that is…