A Football Report

We often forget that footballers are human too, and when constrained by Twitter’s restraints of 140 characters of less they often get a little careless and become your average bloke.

Here’s to the top-class tweeters willing to share the good, the bad, and the just plain daft without any sense of discretion!

Ricardo Kaka: “@babyoracle Robinhooooo Good luck for you in this new stage of your career and your life !! God bless you …” and “@sh*tfox i m learning many interesting facts about Poland with Dudek !!”

While we’re all happy to hear the classy Kaka wishing Robinho good luck and learning about Poland, I think Kaka should consider who he should be talking to. Personally, I think someone named sh*tfox is not worth the Brazilian’s time. But that’s just me.

Freddy Adu: “Man Oguchi Onyewu is a mutant. How does someone get a body like that without lifting weights???”, “who do you guys think the best player in the world right now? Im thinking Wayne Rooney”, and “Man I hope Clint Dempsey is ok. Man plays the gam with a passion and a swagger”.

Freddy, we all appreciate a bit of modesty, but you sound just like your average fan. I know you’re in Greece, but you’re a professional footballer!

Darren Bent: “Rooney unreal wow”.

Ok, I guess it’s just commonplace to cover Rooney in compliments. Do I not get the memo?

DaMarcus Beasley: “@rberry21 someone blew up my car…” and “Thanks again for ALL the messages and kind words.. But yea I’m doin ok and in the market for a new car! Lol..Gotta try to find some humor”.

Mate, we all feel for you, but how can you just have a casual chat with someone about your car being obliterated?

James Collins (Aston Villa defender): “so nice to have a lovely night in london with @sammycollinsx my beautiful wife”

Is it just me or does it sound like JC is having a go at JT? If so, then well in son.

James Beattie (Stoke City forward): “Just round Rory D’s house, embarrassing the poor lad on FIFA 10, just bagged another hat trick with myself lol. Rory’s ps3 ID: ACCS20 add us” and “Rory reckons he should take the penalties next season, jog on son!”

No wonder Rory has been having a sophomore slump in the Premier League, lay off him James!

Carlos Tevez (Manchester City forward): “We blew up the reds! Thanks by your support! Can we say goodbye to United? No, we need just one more step”

And those were his last words about United… Makes you wish Rooney and Gary Neville were allowed to have Twitter accounts.

That’s all for now, we’ll keep you updated with the happenings in the world of these top-class Tweeters.