Linking Up: Can Kenwyne help Liverpool win? Cristiano is a jerk, and Maradona still looks like a penguin.

Cristiano tries to intimidate Bilbao fans to make up for the fact that his side is losing. Classy.

Our insightful new partner, Caught Offside, has a tip that Tottenham will sign a certain Dutch striker who plays for Real Madrid shortly. Welcome Caught Offside to the firm!

Who says cheaters never prosper? FIFA let Thierry Henry off easy. What else did you expect? [Caught Offside]

Is Kenywne Jones the man to save Liverpool’s season? [Football Corner]

Sol Campbell may be returning to Arsenal for the third time, but what about Nobby Solano returning to Newcastle to end his career? They say the third time’s the charm [In The Stands]

Maradona continues to look more and more like a penguin as he arrives in South Africa to check out facilities for the World Cup. [Fútbolita]