Landon Donovan trying to be an illegal immigrant sneaking INTO Mexico?

Landon Donovan trying to be an illegal immigrant sneaking INTO Mexico?

Landon Donovan trying to be an illegal immigrant sneaking INTO Mexico?

The amazing script translated (decently enough) in English:

Guard: Stop right there!
LD: I’m Mexican
Guard: I don’t think so. Your name is Landon Donovan. What are you doing on this side?
LD: Winning is much easier in Mexico.
Guard: What?!
LD: No, no, no. I’m talking about the WinningGoals Lotto Game.
Guard: WinningGoals??
LD: Its the new game that’s easier because there’s only 12 games.
Guard: Easier for me not for you. Now get home. Hurry!!